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User:sirenseductress (987961)
Never Never Land
Welcome to my Brain. Kinda scary in here, isn't it folks?.
Name:Beth
Location:Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Birthdate:1984-11-20
Bio:Hey My name is Elizabeth, but everyone calls me either Beth, Lizzy, or Bayleaf~Bethenson Bayleaf to be exact (a name given to me by my best friend Bronwen. I just finished my last year of high school and I'm now going to my first year of college as Bronwen finishes her last year of H.S. I have Long Brown hair and bright blue eyes and I'm horribly short at 5 foot 2 3/4. I must add the 3/4 cause it makes me feel better. My greatest fun moments of happiness tend to come from my friends who have quite intriguing nick names like Potato( a very short, spunky, naturally blond haired girl named Kate),Buttons (A delightful boy named Kelly who loves Bronwen),Tom-a-win (derived from calling Bronwen Bron-a-win~a tall skinny boy who rides a little scooter bearing the undignified name of "Wicked Squeak" which constantly breaks down named Tom), Jamesyboi (a somewhat highstrung homosexual, who actually has an ex-boyfriend in commen with me cough cough Tom, named James), Husband (the short currently bluehaired migget little brother of buttons that I am "married" to, who may very well never have sex again, named Russel), Snugglebug (my ex-boyfriend Keith who despises the nickname),Willamena/er (my other ex-boyfriend, Will, who seems not to care that we've altered his name to resemble a girls' name,)Mojo JoeJoe (one of my dearest friends Joe who happens to be a somewhat tempermental homosexual), French Fry and Taiter Tot ( Potato's little sisters Elise "Lisey" and Chrissy "Critler" who are mixed up and rearranged but still like a potato at heart), and Peater/B/Big Turd/Bron-a-win/Mrs. Peasley/Brownie (this of course is the center of my whole groups universe. The One of a kind, no substitutions, genuine article. The one, the only Bronwen. My Cheshire Cat obsessing, Labret studded, opal wearing, windsor palatie doing, steak quesadia with a side of sour eating, smoothie drinking, public urinating, carebear stealing, dinosaur gummy snack jacking, rootbeer drinking, weird lesbian movie watching, former pot smoking only cigarette smoking, Henessey Chugging, guardrail loving, spiked jewelry tossing, note grabbing, Ms. Lambert Loathing, Salt Hating, Baked Potato making, Kelly's tongue biting, Double bed for three nights at Senior Week with three people sharing, odd story writing, boxer pimping, truck thieving, speed bump jumping, caramel frappacino sucking, co-piloting, gas resourcing, human system of mapping for when I get lost in Jarrettsville, bookbag to the face hitting, mission finding, porno watching, McDonald's "role-playing", wet trampoline champion wrestling. Caramel and eazy cheeze removing, studio lending, salution finding, everything fixing, Best friend!
Interests:101: america, animal rights, anti ana, anti bush, anti courtney love, anything irish, arguing, arizona, art, black and white photography, books, childhood, cobain, dancing, dead people, digital cameras, digital photography, driving, dvd's, english, ex christians, family, feeling sexy, fighting back, first kisses, friends, fun, gardennia perfume, gay pride, gay rights, george carlin, ghosts, girl interrupted, grunge, hannibal lector, harry potter, hinduism, hippie communes, honesty, kids, kindred the embraced, kinky, kissing, kodak, kurt cobain, kurt's death, l.j. smith books, lord of the rings, love, magic, maryland, movies, music, my bed, my exboyfriend, necromancy, nirvana, orgasms, pain, phobias, phones, photographs, photography, pictures, poetry, punk music, queer as folk, quizdiva, reading, religion, rollercoasters, s&m, serial killers, sex, slaves, spirit companions, spirits, staying up late, summer, swimming, tarot cards, tattoos, that 70s show, the beach, the ocean, thrift stores, traveling, trucks, vacation, vampires, veritas the quest, violence, wb shows, white oleander, who killed kurt cobain, wicca, winona ryder, wishing on stars, witchcraft, witches, writing
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People13:1disturbedgrrl, bflatdim, bmwmikes, butimbronwen, colormechaos, deathinlife666, enchantedflames, hiddenrainbow, jamesyboi84, jdsjoejoe, jewelsofmystery, lifeofsinnin, nkaahott
Communities1:jonathanbrandis
Mutual Friends:8: 1disturbedgrrl, bflatdim, bmwmikes, butimbronwen, enchantedflames, hiddenrainbow, jamesyboi84, jewelsofmystery
Member of:1: jonathanbrandis
Account type:Basic Account

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